Fashion Police: Sylvia Namutebi, Lydia Jazmine, Flavia Tumusiime, Cleopatra Koheirwe and More

Welcome to Fashion Police, a new column where our cop apprehends fashion and style offenders. Expect verdicts such as Flop-ish, fly, hot mess and flop.

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Lydia Jazmine 

Lydia Jazmine goes for the homerun in this beige and sequin ensemble; the combination of a crop-top and a high-waist skirt rarely fails however, she manages to look classy while executing it. The glass boots are the icing on this tasty fashion glory.

VERDICT; FLY

10/10

Sheebah

Sheeba’s asymmetrical one arm kaftan is nice. However, if she’s to pull it off as a fashion statement; she’ll have to apply more bold, more intricate jewelry… not those scattered demure pieces.

VERDICT; MEH!

5/10

Flavia Tumusiime

Flavia’s dress is pretty…..THE END! This kind of Plain Jane look is what makes us dose. Where is her jewelry? Why the overly domestic hair? This is how you dress when you’re going out shopping for a new personality.

VERDICT; FLOP-ISH

4/10

Cleopatra Koheirwe

This is the kind of look that makes you go like, “Hey Cleo, what was it like working on the pyramids?”  It’s tired, jaded and that pocket book…. .excuse me, purse is so 1958!  The cut of that jumpsuit is boring, and not enough embellishments were used. The shoes, uggh! .

VERDICT; FLOP-ISH

4/10

Vinka

Vinka’s cloudy silver look is as interesting as a documentary on dirt. Everything from her cat fur coat to the bulky necklace that effortlessly manages to be bizarre, ugly and gross at the same time. It reminds me of a girl that wore all her hand-me-downs to the same event. That necklace is so ugly it makes you giggle or raise an eyebrow.

VERDICT; FLOP

0/10

Douglas Lwanga and MC Kats 

Lwanga’s combination of a prison scarf and police shirt over a t-shirt and chain is a classic example of clothes you wear to take a hike… preferably to the Bermuda Triangle. Then Mr Kats, If people don’t want to listen to you, what makes you think they want to hear from your sweater? And how about you cover those ashy legs or lotion up next time you wear shorts? I don’t even have words to describe Kats’ ugly canvas shoes. Both of them look like they escaped from school to attend a dance at a local disco. Bad

VERDICT; FLOP

1/10

This gown is the epic example of clothes that attract unnecessary attention!  I commend her on finding a mesh fabric that matches her skin-tone but the colour of the embellishments and the little feathers at the bottom reek of an emerita showgirl struggling to make a comeback with a bad fashion statement.

VERDICT; FLOP

0/10

She’s serving sauce and dripping flavour with this glamorous black gown. The combination of sequins, lace and ruffles at the bottom is the epic definition of black girl magic. I’m in awe.

VERDICT; FLY

10/10

Irene Ntale

Irene Ntale reminds me of a fallen fairy princess… Was she channeling a murky monarch on a budget?  And how many marabou storks had to die for that headpiece? This is just plain ugly; a cheap recreation of Beyonce’ iconic Grammy look.

VERDICT; FLOP

0/10

Sylvia Namutebi Alibhai

Sylvia Alibhai serves sexy and glamour in a single stroke with this high low black dress with the ombre (in beige) shoes. Such poise, such taste, such class!

VERDICT; FLY

10/10

Sharon Peyton 

I tried to ignore her ‘Maama Nakijoba’ bushy hairdo to focus on the gorgeous night blue silk blouse, print belt and ripped pants but Lawd! Those pointy DIY tinfoil boots looking like poorly wrapped roadside chicken wings, are hard to ignore.

VERDICT; HOT-MESS

6/10

Sheilah Gashumba

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate a modest Sheila?! It’s not a big fashion moment but we could most definitely get used to the transformation; quite refreshing. If she’d covered her mouth into a cute smile, it would have been a total makeover.

VERDICT; FLY

9/10

Zahara Totto

Zahara Totto seems to have found her dream job with MTN; one where she doesn’t have to look busted 6 out of 7 times a week. Way to go girl! I love this chic gold off-shoulder dress; so timely. Everything about this is on point.

VERDICT; FLY

10/10

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