Fashion Police: Kim Kardashian, Judithiana, Winnie Nwagi, Sasha Brighton, Ciara, Vinka and More

It’s been a while! I hope you’ve missed me, just as much as I’ve missed all the drama that happens here. Lots of bad clothes, so little space and time, let’s dive right in.

As usual, expect verdicts such as Flop-ish, fly, hot mess and flop.Hit it!

The American Music Awards is an event where you turn up dressed like a cool kid, not an aged aunt. The gown is beautiful yes but it’s like toilet paper at the table; not cute.

VERDICT; 3/10

The bow is to die for, but this soda-can dress is underwhelming

VERDICT: 4/10

This outfit is trying too much; throw a hat on it & the annoying church lady in isle seven will emerge.

VERDICT; FLOP-ISH 4/10

This look is allover the place, no fashion direction

VERDICT; FLOP 1/10

Well, I guess the Tin man found his rib. looks like she’s dragging around foil at a science fair

VERDICT; FLY-ISH 7/10

This is not your typical red carpet look, especially at the American awards, but Ciara does it justice in every way. Her toned body is complete goals. I however think that elastic band in the waist is unnecessary

Verdict: FLY-ISH 7/10

Its the AMA’s, not the time for Halloween hooker dress-up. That skirt looks like leftover gift wrappers re-purposed as an arts and craft project

VERDICT: FLOP-ISH 2/10

Wear the clothes like they belong to you, why are you facing away? Smart but off-putting.

VERDICT; FLY-ISH 7/10

Same ole same ole…Nice dress, accentuates her features…NEXT!!!

VERDICT; FLY 8/10

In this particular outfit I’d recommend a hug, she needs it. Vinka needs to stick to androgyny and high fashion; these nakalembe clothes do nothing for her but draw more focus on her nose

VERDICT; FLOP 2/10

Nice boots. The end

VERDICT; NOTHING SPECIAL 2/10

That blouse is fire!!!

VERDICT; FLY 10/10

Nice outfit, the very little black dress, the bag, shoes, hair are all on point. A little more color would go a long way into making her look stylish other than a funeral head therapist

VERDICT; MIXED FEELINGS 5/10

I almost broke my back running away from her bad taste in clothes. The only item she should be wearing is an invisibility cloak

VERDICT; WTF! -1/10

Just when I thought I had seen it all, a patriotic hooker look came strolling by

VERDICT; FLOP 0/10

The disconnect between the dowdy heavy looking skirt and the macho man top is uninspiring. plus, he needs new hair

VERDICT; FLOP 2/10

Beyonce’s flowers are still inspiring people, but does she have to look like she was rolled into floral wall paper. And then that hat-head-scarf mess.

VERDICT; FLOP-ISH 4/10

Jesus is coming back!!! The dress is shocking enough but PENCIL hair?! REALLY??? Is your hair & makeup budget that low?

VERDICT; MIXED FEELINGS 5/10

I’m meant to understand this matchy-matchy blue & black was supposed to emulate the Ciroc bottle on the backdrop, but unfortunately this looks a plastic drum. The fact that she looks like she needs a diaper change only makes it worse! Who is even supplying these boots?

VERDICT; FLOP -1/10

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