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The Grammy’s Get Policed

No one is safe!

The Grammy’s came and it was the time for music’s “best” to show us just how mad they are. Well they aren’t immune to the Officer on Duty, who came in to separate the cream and the chaff. Whelp, here goes:

This is the true definition of hot-garbage-disaster.

VERDICT: HOT MESS
1/10

Billie Eillish

Billie Eilish in Gucci is all your worst nightmares coming true. This is rather haunting and honest to God I got palpitations just looking at this… its like the creature from the black lagoon.

VERDICT: HOT MESS
1/10

Billy Porter


We could have squinted a little at the crystal jumpsuit but then the silver fringe was there to remind us of club feet and hooves, not to mention the chandelier lampshade that we are somehow forced to acknowledge as a hat. No…and out there there’s this fashion copycat who’s been doing these kind of hats so we are sick of them already. NEXT!

VERDICT: Ughh
2/10

Cardi B

Well look who’s back to being basic, waving her hands like a de-feathered chicken. I bet there are a million dresses downtown that look exactly like this poorly constructed thing.

VERDICT: FLOP
3/10

FKA Twigs

Looks like they’ll invite anyone to the Grammy’s these days, even the gypsy witches. This dress is so hideous it should be tucked back in the basement of that corner salon or better still … burnt.

VERDICT: FLOP
1/10

Now this is what we came for; a real fashion moment! A train Durag…who would have thought? I love love love absolutely love it. And the fact that he’s not wearing a top designer makes it even more intriguing

VERDICT: FLY
10/10

Lil Nas X

This Pink leather cowboy suit floored me…I’m still mopping up the drool. Every single aspect of it was well crafted and worn spectacularly that im short of words.

VERDICT: FLY
10/10

Lizzo

Lizzo almost hit it out of the ball park with her first glamourous look… then they just had to skin a few Pomeranians to warm her up. That white fur mess shouldn’t have made it to the red carpet.

VERDICT: FLY-ISH
6/10

The look of the night! And given that it was done by a budding designer, im beyond thrilled and blown away. Everything about it was well thought out and crafted that each single piece has a life of its own.

VERDICT: HOT
12/10

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