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Rema’s Valentine’s Day Concert Costumes Meet Fashion Police

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Disclaimer: The views expressed in this column do not reflect those of Satisfashion UG. The Fashion Cop gives zero f*cks about your wounded feelings, so suck it up and for your own safety, don’t dress like a tard.

It’s no secret that Rema is a person of rare fashion intelligence; It’s rare when she shows any! And there was no difference this time so don’t hold your breath for any positive reviews. She’s such a disaster that the locust invasion should be named after her, since it clearly had an effect on her first outfit. Between her Xeroxed and poorly tailored pieces, NASA should think about using them to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer.

For a girl who cannot execute a single original idea, this was a great improvement for her. Not because she didn’t copy, but because at least this time she tried to wear it right. But the graphics were weak (compared to J-Lo’s) and when they weren’t on, she reminded me of a fat phantom in white.

VERDICT: FLY-ISH
7/10


The last time peplums were that big, they were being used to catch locusts. And it doesn’t matter how much you love Mirinda, it doesn’t look good on clothes BUT there’s a rare uniqueness to this outfit. It’s uniquely terrible.

VERDICT: FLOP
1/10

The creators of this petroleum catsuit describe it as “bejeweled”…. Bejeweled? Really? Chille is out here wrapped in Django’s chains and suffocating her products in that thing that makes her thighs look like road-side eggplants,…trying to look like a rock-star singing ballads. She doesn’t need a garment bag for her outfits, she already has this garbage bag.

VERDICT: FLOP
2/10

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