I Don’t Know How To Feel About Zanie Brown’s Dress

Zanie Brown’s dress has gotten me thinking lots of things; does she have a stylist? If she does, what are they still getting paid for? The singer has been having fashion disasters almost every time she steps out or on stage. But, they all didn’t faze me until she stepped on stage to perform at the Bride and Groom Expo yesterday.

This was no ordinary performance by the way. She’s the brand ambassador of Darling Uganda, who are the major sponsors of the expo. This ultimately meant that, she had to look as stunning as the Darling brand. This wasn’t the case though! She just  added the appearance to the many fashion disasters she has recorded.

The dress featured a vest so poorly done, an aspiring fashion student would do a much better job on it. It also had this side slit that screamed tasteless. The fabric looked ‘cheap’ to say the least, but that wasn’t the worst thing. It was all creased! What a disaster!

What hurts me so bad is; she’s such as beautiful woman with lots of potential and her voice is worthy of a Grammy. She can be the Beyonce of Uganda if she wants to. But, she prefers to be ‘Zanie with the bad style.’

Ms. Brown, you’re so beautiful and greatly talented, but your style choices are doing nothing to save you. Please please fire that stylist asap.

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