Fashion Police: Lydia Jazmine, Winnie Nwagi, Sheilah Gashumba, Bettinah Tianah and More

Welcome to yet another edition of Fashion Police. Expect verdicts such as Flop-ish, fly, hot mess and flop. 

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Lydia Jazmine

Lydia Jazmine radiates regal realness in this dazzling ensemble. A septum could have come in handy though.

VERDICT; FLY

10/10

Winnie Nwagi

There are 10,000 reasons why this outfit doesn’t work on Winnie Nwagi but the most obvious being that the combination of the heavily sequin fabric, the deep V-cut in the burst area and length of the dress should never have existed on her in the first place. Her particular body type would require this to be a micro mini dress with a stoned turtle neck or flared long gown with a much higher neckline. This however looks cheap and cheesy and that ‘school girl at a kadanke’ jewelry coupled with the short bob is hideous.

VERDICT; FLOP

0/10

Spice Diana

I thought wonder woman was on vacation, I had to look twice. Neatly put together.

VERDICT; FLY

9/10

Brian Ahumuza

A good way to pull off a floral jacket! But, now might be a good time to consult a proper hair stylist to deal with the mushroom chop effect of those locks.

VERDICT; FLY

8/10

Lydia Jazmine

Edgy fresh eye popping ensemble, beautiful use of color. But I feel it’s a copy of Nicky Minaj. How about if next time it could be tailored more express for Lydia than mimic someone else?

VERDICT; FLY-ISH

7/10

Kasirye Hauer

How to water down expensive clothing with poor styling choices; that fur coat looks a million bucks but those shoes are gross! The hair should have been shorter and her lipstick is blinding.

VERDICT; FLOP-ISH

4/10

Spice Diana

Sunshine! I love the styling that accompanied these yellow braids. However this particular hair provides limited complex clothing options as one can end up looking like a crossover between a deranged hood Barbie and a homeless hippie incase of a fashion mishap.

VERDICT; FLY

10/10

Sheilah Gashumba

Sheila’s hair reminds me of an Unhinged Rebellious teen! Yellow hair is hard to pull off; when styled the wrong way, you get this living walking disaster.

VERDICT; FLOP

2/10

Zari Hassan

I don’t know where Zari was going but y’all should keep this kind of dress to meet the inlaws and attend church functions. Those pleats in the skirt scream soccer mom, which might not be flattering on a date or fun night out.

VERDICT; FLY-ISH

7/10

Bettinah Tianah

Peach is an amazing colour that radiates against Bettinah’s dark complexion, and the fitting of the dress is amazing. However, it’d have been more convincing if she had a clutch bag to accompany this look instead of letting herself awkwardly fidget with her hands.

VERDICT ; FLY
9/10

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