Fashion Police: Lupita Nyongo, Rita Dominic, Pearl of Africa Awards Launch Party Attendees and More 

Fashion people, we’re at it for another feature of fashion police. From New York to Kampala and all the way to Lagos, here’s all the fashion from the past week. As usual, Expect verdicts such as Flop-ish, fly, hot mess and flop. Hit it!

Ashley Graham

The extended fabric is unnecessary.. Otherwise, this suits her perfectly considering she’s lost a lot of weight lately.

VERDICT; FLY-ISH

7/10

Cardi B

I know you’re all going to come for me saying her collection sold out, but this ensemble is nothing short of underwhelming. I can’t get my eyes off her eye makeup. It’s distracting me from seeing what else she’s wearing. And, clearly she too can’t see herself because of those heavy eyelashes. I want to consider flipping to the next page, but I can’t, since I have to do this review..
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This tweed suit is cool, but does not look like Cardi B. I mean, look at her eyes. Those eyes don’t belong on anything polished. I wonder if this collection reflects who she is as a person (read her terrible eye makeup) or what she sees celebrities wearing. Side note, I’ve seen Chanel put out a collection with a tweed suit just like this one. I love the shoes though!

HOT-MESS

4/10

Rita Dominc 

Hail to the queen of sparkle! Ms. Dominic seems to have it all together all the time. This fresh off the runway Lanre Da Silva symmetrical dress blew me away, and continues to even now. Meticulously accessorized with the right hair, clutch and shoes, all because she’s the queen of sparkle. Take it away girl!

VERDICT; FLY

10/10

Lupita Nyong’o

Why Lupita? Whoever put you in this dress should get fired asap. Clearly, this Tom Ford dress isn’t meant for you. Someone with a more ‘beefy’ bust would fair better in it. And to make matters worse, the cold shoulders make you look like you’re a hanger. Bad!

VERDICT; FLOP

2/10

Kelly Rowland 

Hold that hair in a ponytail, and this will be complete perfection!

VERDICT; FLY-ISH

7/10

Something is off! The shoes, handbag, hair and tassel earrings overwhelm this snakeskin jumpsuit.

VERDICT; FLOP

2/10

This was almost polished, until the hair happened. The clutch is also a tad too big!

VERDICT; FLY-ISH

7/10

Meet the broke prince of Persia! He needs a proper jacket, somebody help.

VERDICT; FLAT

5/10

On the latest episode of ‘How to convince your friends you have a bodyguard’. Off you go, both of you!

FLOP

-1/10

No one takes seriously a man who wears sunglasses at night!

FLOP

1/10

These clear plastic shoes are everywhere and on everyone this month, but other than suffocating your feet and ruining your look, there’s nothing more they offer. And to be frank, the hemline of the dress is way above where it should be. That front crisscross is showing us more skin than what we want to see.

HOT-MESS

4/10

The 100th person spotted wearing these plastic clear shoes. That’s bad enough! The rest of the look is boring.

FLOP

1/10

I don’t know what to like about this. With those hideous sunglasses, I’m already biased.

FLOP

1/10

This dress is so 2013, everyone in Kampala wore it. That’s not even a bad thing, but to wear it with a dated hair piece, now that’s the definition of bland.

FLOP

1/10

Now, this is much better! Perfect shirt worn with the perfect shoes. This is memorable!

VERDICT; FLY

10/10

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