Fashion Police Is Still Patrolling The Streets

Disclaimer: The views expressed in this column do not reflect those of Satisfashion UG. The Fashion Cop gives zero f*cks about your wounded feelings, so suck it up and for your own safety, don’t dress like a tard.

Whereas Winnie would see a dirty, rotten, no good, two-timin’, filthy animal, all we see is a guy borrowing Spice Diana’s ankle socks with ugly shoes on… return the little girl’s socks please!

VERDICT: FLOP
2/10

Apart from deciding to take pics half way her manicure, Supayisi also wore pants so tight you can see the veins in her legs…. add that to her choice of men and you have horrendous decisions all day long.

VERDICT: MEH
4/10

This week goes to the lady in red! We sure do love her stylist.

VERDICT: FLY
10/10

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Cindy’s wig game is so weak, I don’t even have words.

VERDICT: HOT-MESS
0/10

Geo Steady might not be the sharpest knife in the cabinet but whoever left him the thought of trying out a suit didn’t leave him anywhere to put it either!

VERDICT: MEH
4/10

If love is a battlefield then Winnie is ready for war…either that or she’ll just punch the next guy that dares to dump her. Kudos for wearing the appropriate gear Winnie.

VERDICT: FLY-ISH
7/10

John Blaq and his punctured jeans might be mesmerized by Ms. Thing’s skirt but we aren’t, her assets hardly fit in there!

VERDICT: MEH
4/10

At this point it’s safe to conclude that whoever chooses Vinka’s wardrobe is so dumb his parents should have hit him in the head with a hammer and raised a pig on the milk.

VERDICT: FLOP
0/10

The ugly sneakers crew is here! If we were to kill everybody who hates B2C’s noisy outfits, it wouldn’t be murder; it would be genocide.

VERDICT: MEH
3/10

Sheila has a fresh supply of free clothes YAY! Now, we’d also appreciate it more if she didn’t look like stale guacamole in this boisterous shade of green. WE HATE PUFFY SLEEVES

VERDICT: MEH
5/10

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