Manning Up: Is It Really Possible to Be in Love with Two People at Once?

Hello dears, it’s uncle again. I see you are all well in 2018 and I hope you do continue to stay so. However, your mortality rate depends on how diligently you follow this guide. It’s the difference between life and death.  It’s is the difference between water and drought. Overall,  it’s the difference between being called a model man and a two-timing son of a bi#%% And yet we don’t want to be called a two-timing son of a bi#%% do we?

I don’t think anyone just sets out to go and cheat. However. There’s a woman who passes you by and you feel your relationship is under a serious threat. However, we are not talking about that kind of relationship. That is based on your scrotal instincts. I am talking about being in love with two women at the same time. Or two men. However, I’ll digress from giving the female point of view because I have never been a woman.

First of all, it is a possible thing. So here are a few tips on how to go about it so that we can get through this year without being stabbed.

1. Love none

The commonest mistake people is to try and love both of them equally.  My brother, you are an idiot and there’s no such thing as loving two people equally. However, it’s been proven possible to love neither. Don’t invest any of your feelings in any of them otherwise you will start to make mistakes and you will find yourself hating either one of them or the whole thing altogether.  Carry out your roles in the relationship as if they are just a duty. Nothing more. That way, you’ll find life to be less complicated.

2. Memoirs

All relationships are as Strong as what you’ve been through together. However, the machinations of this one are different. Do not keep anything from either. View and delete all The nude pictures you are sent. Don’t try to have a vault, because as I said, you’ll make mistakes. If you go for a trip together, make sure you have a lot of pics in there when it’s just you or the scenery. Those are the ones you keep. Don’t get me started on material things. They carry a lot of attachment so try not to wear or be in support of those his and hers items. They get you caught.

3. Habits.

Don’t change your habits for anything in the world. Be pragmatic. The moment you start to change your habits is the moment you start to forget who you actually are and what the mission is here. It is by this special pillar that Muslims have been able to Survive all these years. Intact, they have been so successful that they’ve been able to go on to marry wife 3 and wife 4. If Swaleh can do it, why not you?Lol!

So I’ve given you the keys to Survive. One day my future in-laws will read my work and decide am not good enough for their daughter. However, as long as I help you play smart, the pleasure is mine.

Till then, bye.

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