Fashion Police: Zahara Totto, Pia Pounds, Kleith Kyatuhaire, Stella Atal, Anne Kansiime, And More 

Welcome to Fashion Police, a new column where our cop apprehends fashion and style offenders. Expect verdicts such as Flop-ish, fly, hot mess and flop. 

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  Vinka

Vinka’s wardrobe for her new video is quite exciting. The embellished cop hat is quite stunning but a little disconnected from the rest of the outfit. The off shoulder blouse and fringe skirt are well matched and her makeup is flawless. Good job.

VERDICT; FLY

9/10

Pia Pounds 

The lace-up orange blouse is really cute on Ms. Pounds and the tulle skirt gives it that girl-next-door aplomb. That combined with her sandals is elegance at its best.

VERDICT; FLY

9/10

Anne Kansiime 

Kansiime Anne loves to keep it elegant in Afrocentric style and this outfit didn’t disappoint. The bold print on her top and high waist wide legged pants make this comedian a vision to envy and admire; they complement her features and proportions effortlessly and the head wrap snaps it all together. Picture perfect.

VERDICT; FLY

10/10

Judithiana

Judithiana’s dress and belt could have worked magic without any help from these jeans. They are damaged at the knees which for a moment takes off an ounce of class from this outfit. The dress, on the other hand, is perfect and the belt is quite the statement.

VERDICT; FLY-ISH

7/10

Look who decided to emulate Emma Spice! This outfit is a classic throwback to the 1990’s Spice girls and I’m living for it! The red thigh high boots are a great addition to this grey suit with the white turtleneck. They not only add the much-needed pop of color but also a ton of fun. The hair and shades are a great addition too.

VERDICT; FLY

10/10

Faridah Nakazibwe and Desire Luzinda 

Desire Luzinda’s all black look was all the rage. The chic dress coupled with the leather black belt provides an exquisite playoff of textures and fabrics. The red pumps were a welcome accessory too. However, she could have kept that hideous hat to herself. Faridah Nakazibwe on the hand looks prim and proper. That sequined skirt is life!

VERDICT; FLY-ISH

8/10

A lot of good fashion choices play out here but none quite stands out like Stella Atal’s white African print dress, it’s a jaw-dropping show-stopping piece. Wow! A simple hairstyle, a gold choker, and bangle is all she needed to accessorize this piece brilliantly. I am amazed

VERDICT; FLY

10/10

Zahara Totto

I have always tried to imagine what Bonnie & Clyde would look like if they were slam dwellers, I just didn’t think Zahara Toto would be the one to show me how. In a raunchy photo-shoot meant to provoke, Zahara tried a few sleazy poses in this jumpsuit that reminds me of an overused cheap Chinese couch; the one where the cushions now look like mats. Even when she tried to rely on her body by showing off her backside, still this epic fashion fail of Biblical proportions couldn’t be salvaged. Girl Bye!

VERDICT; FLOP

0/10

Kleith Kyatuhaire

Kleith scored all 10’s in this heavily stoned HERS UG gown. It must have weighed quite a few pounds but hey, it looks magnificent on Kleith. Her subtle accessories & simple hairdo let the dress shine through, it amazing.

VERDICT; FLY

10/10

Fille 

Fille’s outfit is the kind that you burn on sight. The color, cut and general design of this dress is absolutely awful. Then the exaggerated beaded necklace is fit for an open chest area on an Afro-print outfit. The hair shadows her face, hideous, however, the shoes are gorgeous.

VERDICT; FLOP-ISH

4/10

Winnie Nwagi

Was this photo shoot meant to depict a side chic waiting on her lover? If so, the purpose was well achieved. But I doubt that it’s the case so this is a fashion flop; Winnie needs to collect all her bad hair and dump it in a trash somewhere and never look back at it ever again. This wig should go first. Her hair needs to be pulled away from her face so she doesn’t look so bloated all the time. The blouse is another “kundi show”, knotted at the bottom to show her belly button. That’s not sexy, it’s trashy. The shoes a really pretty though, it’s a shame they had to ride with this outfit of horrors.

VERDICT; FLOP

2/10

Malaika Nnyanzi

Malaika Nyanzi’s trailer park housewife realness is off the charts dope. I love the contrast of the blue and white and that denim jacket is to die for. The shoes, however, are not at all suited for this outfit. they are far too domesticated and fancy, some edgier gladiators would have done the trick. Also, the red bag, red shoes and red scarf in her hair are quite the matchy-matchy over kill. Also, showing your belly button is neither stylish nor classy, you might want to stir clear of that trend.

VERDICT; FLY-ISH

8/10

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