Fashion Police: The Good, The Bad and The Weird From Irene Ntale’s Unchained Concert Red Carpet

Welcome to yet another edition of Fashion Police. Expect verdicts such as Flop-ish, fly, hot mess and flop. This time, we delve into hits and misses from the red carpet at Irene Ntale’s Concert which held last week. 

All photos by Mayanja Arnold/Soul Image Art

Love this outfit; the night blue jumpsuit and English sleeveless undershirt are amazing together. The brown leather belt is the icing to the cake. But why the long face? She looks like she’s about to fight somebody! How is anyone supposed to buy you a drink with that mug?

VERDICT; FLY

8/10

So she stepped out in her cute brown mini dress, Gucci bag and chic heels. Then her plus-one accompanied her looking like a joke. See the attitude she’s giving her? Even I would be throwing attitude if my BFF up-staged me like that. I’m looking at them cross eyed wondering if they are birds of a feather and one just fell in dye and is trying to act like a dove.

VERDICT; FLOP

2/10

Deena’s chic beige jumpsuit was the stuff of fashion heroes. It is iconic. The short hair and gold choker and structured heels piece it together beautifully. However, I reckon she returns her grandma’s purse to the attic where it belongs with the rest of the memorabilia from Noah’s Ark.

VERDICT; FLY

8/10

Unless you’re auditioning for a role on Sesame Street, never dress  like this. That synthetic fur is a killer. It kills me to look at it and I’d rather go blind than have to see any piece of this repugnant outfit ever again.

VERDICT; FLOP

0/10

 These are clothes you wear to visit your in-laws, not to a concert.

VERDICT; FLOP

2/10

Why is her bag looking like it’s suffocating with handouts, channeling an understated coursework queen? Those shoes need to go too.

VERDICT; FLOP-ISH

5/10

Something is definitely off. Either the cut of this leather dress or the pink heels.

VERDICT; FLOP

0/10

Why Leila? Why? We’ve had this conversation for far too long. Your chest is screaming for one thing, a bra! You don’t look quite comfortable too, and it has to because of the fur heels suffocating your toes.

VERDICT; FLOP

1/10

So Cinderella’s fairy godmother was smoking weed and turned one of the pumpkins into a girl (instead of a carriage) and boy, she’s surprised too! Was that supposed to be a train, or a train wreck? She’s got some nerve daring to walk the red carpet looking like this.. That skirt is unnecessary, the head wrap even more.

VERDICT; FLOP

0/10

Rema’s attempt to wear this dress is commendable, her choice to wear minimal accessories even more. This was fine until those sandals happened.  The way her toes are screaming for help in the shoes makes me believe this was a bad idea after all. Her hair is on point though.

VERDICT; FLOP-ISH

5/10

Well done Hellen. That skirt reminds me of Gianni Versace and the lace top is as daring as it is fashionable. The sleek ponytail and glass slippers are a kiss of Heaven. Good job.

VERDICT; FLY

10/10

This is the girl whose clothes make a statement. Too bad it is, “I have no taste.” I have no kind words for her wig. I just pray she realizes that whatever dream she hoped to fulfill as she got dressed up in this hideous outfit is a hoax. Young lady, wake up..

VERDICT; FLOP

0/10

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