Dear Onyango Gareth

Thanks for the good work you are doing at Club Venom. Given your experience, I guess your work is not bad and if it is, it’s not really that bad! For a manager with a track record like yours I’m saddened that there’s been a lot of cheap Social Media Drama you’ve been involved in.

Most of these scandals have come off as blatantly unpleasant to the many people that respect you as a person and a working professional. Let’s say one would find it so easy to refer to you as a FACEBOOK DRAMA QUEEN! Now that’s really bad!

Obviously, your business is not my business so if you ask why I am wasting my precious time with you, you could be right in one way or another. However, my business is your business so please take a seat, shut up and listen real good to what I’ve got to say!

1) You are a manager of a high profile club and not some land lady deep down in Masanafu ‘Kija omanyi’ zone raising hell over her rentals. You must know the difference I guess.

2) You are quite too old a man to be a Facebook Drama Queen; just drop it please; it doesn’t suit you.

3) Please let your PROs do their job. I am more than certain they wouldn’t be as dramatic, amateurish and ridiculous at it as you seem to be sir.

4) Please define your standards! Seriously things like “so and so stole a phone…this one slapped him, and then the phone was found in the toilet…”? Dude, those things don’t belong to Venom; otherwise very soon the club will be filled with these “MAMA DOROGOBA” women from Ndeeba doing their ‘Nigiina’ parties

5) I don’t know much about your methods of work but be sure to thank me later for this; a drink at Venom would do. Well, that’s only if you at least make some sense of this and up your game; I am just not ready to lose my phone to some of your celebrity waiters and waitresses.

NOTE TO ALL READERS: If you are here to defend your Friend Gareth or if you are a friend of his friends’ friends here to show solidarity, this is not an attack so please just do me one handsome favor and leave your comment for another day.

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