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A Time Line Of The Fashion Atrocities Mavo Kampala Has Committed In The Name Of Style
Mavo Kampala is one of the fastest rising fashion stylists in Kampala. This is thanks to a unique aesthetic that no one else seems to be offering. Celebrities often turn to him in droves for head-turning ensembles. That said, we can’t fail to note that he makes them wear weird things. Surprisingly, they still return to him for more weird things to wear.
We’re here to call him out for all the fashion atrocities he has committed in the name of style. Where is the fashion police to arrest him already?
Here’s why he needs to get pinned like right now
He massacred a whole flock of innocent birds to create this outfit. Poor souls!
He made Natalie wear a pineapple on her head. I thought pineapples don’t belong in hair. Do they?
He wore a pleated skirt! Even Crystal couldn’t believe her eyes.
He wore a skirt again, this time as a full suit!
He put rollers in Martha’s wig!
He made this model wear no shirt!
He murdered another flock of birds to accessorize this model’s jacket.
He made Chris Evans look kinda cute, however the look on his face screams ‘What am I wearing?’
He killed another bird to create Irene Ntale’s headpiece. Where are the animal rights activists at?
He made this girl wear an oversized jacket
He made Sharon Peyton look like a hot mess!
He made this other girl wear paper foil instead of clothes
He then wasted an uncountable number of spoons to create a necklace and a matching headpiece.
He made Nahya Shero wear pencils!
He made Winnie Nwagi look nothing like herself!
He gave this expectant mother wings!
He turned Spice Diana into a metallic art project!
Looks like Spice Diana enjoyed looking like a joke, she returned to him. This time, he made her wear a PVC suit. I can’t imagine how uncomfortable it felt.
She returned yet again
He put safety pins in this girls’s hair !
He poured weird white stuff on Leila Kayondo’s body!
He tried to convince Flavia to wear this metallic piece. She declined. Thank God!
He choked this model with ropes! Poor thing
He put a whole forest of flowers on Winnie Nwagi’s head!
He made Spice Diana look like a joke, again!
He put giant stars on Lydia jazmine’s head!
He made Spice Diana wear this dangerous costume!
This time he sprinkled buttons and these little things all over her. Because, she doesn’t learn!
Even Anita Fabiola is a victim of his eccentric styling
He made Fik Fameika look like Medusa!
He made Lucy Bunyenyezi wear ropes!
Spice Diana looks visibly shocked at the length Mavo has gotten to in making her look like an absolute joke!
How do we put an end to Mavo Kampala’s atrocities? Sound off in the message box below.
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