Fashion Police: Winnie Nwagi, Vinka, Malaika Nnyanzi, Hellen Lukoma, Spice Diana and More 

Welcome to Fashion Police, a new column where our cop is on the prowl to apprehend fashion and style offenders. Expect verdicts such as Flop-ish, fly, hot mess and flop. 

Hit it!

          Herbie Kente

This gown is exquisite, to say the least! Every bit of it is wonderful; the choice of fabric, the design of the bodice, the intricate design and styling make for a blue modern day Cinderella.

VERDICT; FLY

10/10

Hellen Lukoma 

A carnival outfit is much more than feathers stuck on a plain leotard, Ms. Hellen. The combination of feathers and colored palms is just terrible; It’s like she was busy doing arts and crafts and opposed to high fashion. Also, those gold embellishments are far too distracting; they probably were handles on an Indian cupboard. This is the lowest of low, it doesn’t get worse than this. Nice makeup though.

VERDICT; HOT-MESS

3/10

Malaika Nnyanzi 

Now, this is how you work a kikoyi inspired outfit; the kikoyi chocker, the flared bottom, the fitting of the dress, the red shoes and braids work effortlessly together. The fabrics are well matched, the tailoring is neat and attention was given to all the small details.

VERDICT; FLY

10/10

Spice Diana 

I wonder who is struggling to make Spice Diana look older than she actually is. This is the single most deplorable synthetic blonde wig in the history of fashion. Why anyone would dress like a medieval concubine is still beyond my understanding. Who advised you to go out looking like this? This dress was probably cute in the 1960’s but not anymore and then the choker, really? She has to literally stick out her thigh like a sore thumb to make the dress work, sad.

VERDICT; FLOP

0/10

Sheebah

I’m done squinting trying to find something positive about Sheeba’s outfit. This lace ensemble was killed by all the noisy elements added to it. The disgusting red bra underneath, the fiery blonde hair and bold makeup where a tad bit too much! Lace is a stand-alone fabric! Don’t wear it and go all extra because it won’t work out. A beige bra underneath could have provided the nude affair and saved this look.

VERDICT; HOT-MESS

4/10

Malaika Nnyanzi

If ever there was a borderline between sexy and cheesy, then Malaika Nnyanzi just walked that fine line tripped over and fell face flat on the cheesy side. The all lace gown is tasteful, sexy and perhaps could have hit the mark if it wasn’t for that colorful kikoyi leotard underneath! Why? Why? Why? If only it had been black, but this right here looks like a hooker from the 90’s. What a way to ruin a dress!

VERDICT; HOT-MESS

4/10

Anita Fabiola

Anita Fabiola finds a way to look pretty in every outfit but even her charm and body can’t rescue her from this jumpsuit. The color is good (amazing even), her body is poppin’ but somehow she chose to wear this cut which is similar to a multitude downtown from China. It doesn’t look good girl, not at all!

VERDICT; FLOP-ISH

2/10

Maureen Nantume

I don’t care for the arguments presented by some defending these performance outfits if it’s ugly..it’s ugly! Just like this one. Just because a dress has sequins, rhinestones, mesh, fringe, sequins, and glitter doesn’t mean it’ll be pretty and for those that doubt it, take a look at this hot mess Maurine Nantume is wearing. It’s too much, its Ugly…simple. And the high slit in the back makes the dress curve funny in the front making it worse.

VERDICT; HOT-MESS

3/10

Winnie Nwagi and Vinka 

At this point, I honestly don’t know who looks worse amongst these two

Winnie Nwagi is out here representing the black China society (she is black and her clothes are from China). It’s almost as though this girl is allergic to looking good! That hair makes her face puff up, and the sunglasses give it that wannabe look. The denim jacket doesn’t fit anywhere in this outfit. It seems like she just threw it over because it was cold or something. Then the knotting of T-shirts is so 2002 outdated. The rest of it all is just meh… it’s akin to a desperate house-help playing dress-up in her boss’s clothes.

Vinka, on the other hand, looks like she fell on a rack at a 99 store and just wore everything on it! I’m sure she wanted to wear this T-shirt badly but did she also have to wear those ugly shoes? The belt and bag provide a good pop of color then that 90’s hair and the holler-hoop earings just cheapen this look.

VERDICT; HOT-MESS

4/10

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