Miley’s new music video ‘Adore’ is a sex tape

By ELLE.COM

Miley Cyrus’ “Adore You” video is basically the selfie generation’s sex tape: a solo vid in which Miley’s masturbating, and filming the affair herself. Just because it’s all soft lit doesn’t mean that it’s not raunchy. It is very, very raunchy. But as Miley herself said to Barbara Walters, “I’m either boring or I’m a slut.” We leave it to you to tell us which it is in the comments.

Below is a breakdown of all the sexy times in cold, hard data:

Number of times Miley rubs her fingers sensually through her hair: 28

Times Miley rubs her fingers sensually on her clavicle/neck/shoulders: 20

Times Miley’s nipples are blurred: 18
*minimum number: other moments attributed to the semi-sheer lingerie

Times Miley rubs her fingers sensually on/around her mouth: 17

Watch the “Adore You” video in full here, but maybe find a spot where you’re unlikely to be disturbed by your parents who’ll assume you’re watching soft core porn and then it’s awkward because that just happened to me. Never say standing for Miley is easy folks, NEVER:

satisfashionug@gmail.com