I have a different story to tell about my Valentine’s day last Friday. As many of you were showering each other with love, I was busy sharing love with three girls. I couldn’t turn down any of of them in favour of the others because I didn’t want to hurt any one at least not on a day like Valentine’s day.
With this plan, none even found out about this.
I drew a schedule on when to meet each of the girls. I met Christelle at lunch time. My plan was not to surprise her because I was still confused about this whole thing. So dropped by her hostel at 13:00hrs and we had lunch. The other girl, Joan who was more excited about the day, wanted to see me at the same time, but I told her that I had a test at exactly 02:00pm so I needed more time to read.
Just to make things easy for myself, I asked my boda Guy to deliver flowers to her very early in the morning. If I hadn’t done so, I was going to find her waiting for me at campus. She was supposed to be the evening date. On the other hand, Monica wanted me to see her evening. So I told her that I would be in Mbale for a fieldwork research and that I would be back in Kampala by 9:00pm. I knew by this time, I would have gotten done with Joan.
I Interchanged screen saver pictures. Every time I went to meet a different girl, I had to first save her picture as my phone ‘s wallpaper. I made sure they saw the photos.
I had to get offline both on Facebook and whatsapp. I knew that staying online was disastrous! So my internet was off that day.
At the end of the day, they were all happy and praising me for being such a romantic Guy. The sad part is that I lost quite a lot of money thanks to this madness. My plan is to break up with each one of them before the end of next month. I’m pretty sure when I left each one of them called in their other lover.
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