Disclaimer: The views expressed in this column do not reflect those of Satisfashion UG. The Fashion Cop gives zero f*cks about your wounded feelings, so suck it up and for your own safety, don’t dress like a tard.
We’ve always known that Ms. Namukwaya is not the brightest bulb on the patio, after her 32 debacle we easily assumed that she’s got two brains; one’s missing and the other’s out looking for it. But with these hideous outfits she accepted to wear to her concert, one wonders if she ever engages in what has proved to be an extremely strenuous activity to her—thinking.
It’s never okay to “attempt” the ‘Las Vegas Showgirl’ look because that’s a high glamour costume that cant and should never be done half way. Head pieces, tail pieces, feathers, beads, stones, glitter and heavily bejeweled accessories are a must and neither should be compromised! Now, Spice Diana with her fringe and 3 feathers looks like an unmade bed in a Greek brothel.
VERDICT: FLOP
-1/10
VERDICT: FLY-ISH
6/10
VERDICT: FLOP-ISH
4/10
VERDICT: FLOP
1/10
Bye!
