The grand finale of Miss Uganda held last Friday at Sheraton Kampala Hotel. Fashion Police is here to asses all the red carpet hits and misses, or precisely, lots of misses. As usual, expect verdicts such as Flop-ish, fly, hot mess and flop.Hit it!
Denzel
This look reminds me of a head waiter hungry for tips, the jacket is off. Daring but not flattering!
Flosha Shaka
I love the simplicity and effortless sexiness of this wine red gown. The crossing straps & minimal accessorizing is gold.
VERDICT: FLY
10/10
Zari
Beautiful gown but on Zari, it looks dowdy and heavy; it’s almost like that bodice is struggling to hold her breasts. The color combination is pale & boring too and this is unlike Zari’s set approach to fashion.
VERDICT; FLOP-ISH
4/10
Ellah
Beautiful rich color of the gown but honestly there’s too much going on! Off-shoulder, swoop sleeve, long sleeve, embroidery, mermaid skirt, slit, dramatic train…Eh! Couldn’t the designer stick to one idea?
VERDICT; FLOP-ISH
2/10
And then trouble ensued….
Who let these one’s in? Are they headed to a red carpet or a coursework discussion, I’m confused.
VERDICT; FLOP
0/10
This jumpsuit looks borrowed and is hence overwhelming her; tagged at the waist, grabbed at the crouch and wavy in the legs, not a good look. Plus, the shoes are a complete turnoff!
VERDICT; FLOP
3/10
One is going to a disco ball and the other to a cocktail party. None of them should be anywhere near a red carpet.
VERDICT; FLOP
1/10
Trying to pull a Princess Diana look can be quite daring, but if you choose to do it, you must commit to it. This dress needed to be edited because that particular fashion is archaic.
VERDICT; FLOP
2/10
The dress is actually lovely and the color is brilliant. However, if you cant rock it without adding those hideous stockings, then let it be! Plus the necklace wasn’t necessary.
Verdict; Flop-ish
4/10
People should stop trying this dress, seriously! Now this one wore all her accessories and ended up looking like she’s allover the place. If you want to salvage this look, throw those shoes away immediately!
Verdict; Flop
0/10
AWWW… look who is making up for missing her high school leavers party! The dress is like a night gown from the 1800’s , then she wore all her mum’s bangles and carried all the purses she owns. Just wrong!
Verdict; Flop
0/10
Y’all need to get a room, this is a red carpet, not a date night. The guy has nice shoes…end of story. The rest of his outfit belongs to an overworked underpaid tea boy, not red carpet material.
The lady’s matching kitenge is a cross-breed between ugly table mats and baskets…then those shoes happened! And the anklet advertising her open relationship. This is just vulgar.
VERDICT; WTF
-3/10
So today we meet the broke ghetto cousin of the Tudors, wow. This entire outfit needs to be thrown away or donated to the national theatre as a play costume.
Verdict; Flop
0/10
Hellen is really pushing the envelope looking like a distress Barbie on crack. This wouldn’t even look good on a drag queen!
VERDICT; FLOP
2/10
It’s not yet time for Christmas costumes Mrs Claus, and may I say this is the ugliest 80’s reference dress I’ve ever seen; sequins and ruffles? Never works! Those shoes are ugly too.
Verdict; Gross
-1/10
The lady in white is so on point, the dress, boots, and bag are divine. Then she borrowed her teenage sister’s geek glasses and those tacky hula hoop earrings which ruined it all.
In contrast, her friend looks like a not so hot mess.
VERDICT; FLOP
2/10
This day care attendant realness should never be served anywhere. And whats with the peeping bra straps? This is just wrong! The red carpet has never felt so violated.
VERDICT; FLOP
0/10
So Mary Magdalene got the invite too? Innocent smiles and naughty outfits, I wish you could commit to a single look. The sleazy dress coupled with church lady watch, shoes and hair-do screams ‘Confusion’!
VERDICT; FLOP
0/10
Indeed muli majje! Now pack your majje and take it back home. The dress code didn’t say “war Lord’s wife” and until it does, I suggest you keep this off of all red carpets. Off you go…
VERDICT; FLOP
0/10
Behold the countess of distress! The gaping slit takes away from this already cheap looking jersey fabric dress. And playing matchy-matchy with the shoes and bag makes it even more cringeworthy.
VERDICT; FLOP
0/10
This dress should be reserved for church socials and grand pa’s birthday party, not a red carpet event. Nice shoes though.
VERDICT; FLOP
2/10
I’ll ignore the book burdened school girl braids and focus on how that crop top is poorly tailored. The struggle between the seams and fabric is so evident, it looks like a breastplate. Those pants are 8 seasons ago and the attempt to structure them creates a dirty diaper effect. Yuck
VERDICT; FLOP
0/10
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