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Fashion Police Arrests Iryn Namubiru, Spice Diana and Diamond Platinums

And there's no one to bail them out!

Disclaimer: The views expressed in this column do not reflect those of Satisfashion UG. The Fashion Cop gives zero f*cks about your wounded feelings, so suck it up and for your own safety, don’t dress like a tard.


We love comfortability; and Jidenna’s blue print pants, white jumper and sneakers literally spell C.O.M.F.O.R.T.
VERDICT;FLY-ISH
6/10
Look who walked into the thrift store and got everything 80% off….and now she’s launching all her goodies in one go. Hobo Chic is one thing and looking like a teenage witch on weed is another. 
VERDICT; FLOP
1/10
Iryn’s skirt is about to take a long walk off a short pier; it’s surprising that with her level of talent, such ugly skirts still make it to her body. Nice legs though.
VERDICT; MEH!
4/10
The struggle to stay relevant while scrubbing bathrooms abroad is eating up Desire… the entire outfit should be reserved for funerals.
VERDICT; MEH
4/10
You can’t have loose morals and still wear a yellow shirt with polka dots….that’s insane Mr. And at this point you should do the world a favor and pull your lip over your head and swallow.
VERDICT: FLOP!
0/10
Spice Diana’s entire outfit is right about as cute as a boarding house toilet. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
VERDICT; FLOP
0/10
We love Tina’s dress. She’s easily the best dressed this week.
VERDICT; FLY
10/10
No, Lydia, Orange is NOT the new black. And we reject that Jersey cheap tailored sock worn over stilettos. If you keep going on like this, you’ll surely end up in a diaper commercial….as a tard.
VERDICT; FLOP
1/10
Kenzo must be the most do-less man I’ve  ever seen… but these durags sure are a stretch. He looks like R Kelly…. Without the money.
VERDICT; MEH
4/10
Wema Sepetu is reminding y’all that she’s still fabulous…. Especially now that “Mr Loose-lips” is single. We see you girl
VERDICT; FLY
9/10

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